STINKY STEVE AND MORE

June 23, 2006 zingtrial

This morning Stinky Steve was called in Matt's office.

Matt :-Matt got out of his chair to greet Steve WOW!What smell is that Matt asked Steve.

Steve:-, What smell? Can you smell any thing?I cant smell any thing .

Matt :-( by now Matt is cheesed off with the body odour,

Steve:- You want to see me ?

Matt:-now Matt is looking Pale(looks like the stink got him).He tells Steve that he has body odor problem

Steve:- No I don't, its just that I don't wash.

Matt why?

Steve:- you guys know nothing, woman like sweaty men,

I know all about these things.See me they all want me

( Now Matt looks interested)

Matt:_ does it work

Steve:_ you get paid to ask all the funny Stuff

MATT:- they are refusing to work with you

Steve:- I want to talk to union about it.

(Just then a lady took some paper to Matt's office)

Steve:- looked at her kinda funny, as she passed near Steve,

(She took perfume from her bag and spread the office with it.)

Steve :-smiled at her and as she left the room,He turned to Matt, and said, see what I mean. they cant keep thee eyes off me.

Matt:- As Matt started to tell Steve about body odour.

Steve:- cut him short .Listen Matt,said Steve ,Don't wash for few days you will see the difference,see me Steve said,I don't even change ma pants ,i have had this underpants for 4weeks now.

Matt :-as Matt started to say something another staff walked in,

She walked towards Steve (you remember Darling I am in the loo)and asked Steve, what perfume he is using?YOU SMELL GOOD :) =))
Steve:- I don't use perfume X(

She left the room

Matt:- Steve she can smell perfume .the one that was sprayed before

Steve:- That's what she wants us to think but she really Fancie's me. next week,. will know more.

I just re- read THE Da Vinci. Code.

What is( GR)?-The ancient Greeks Believed That there is a rectangle that the human eye finds the most pleasing,and that its aspect ratio is the positive root of the quad-ration equation

(x to the power2-x-1=0. (brain malting)

I am not going in too deep OK!

been thinking about it, thought to put it down.

The Greeks once found this number they made extensive use of this"Magic number" (Whose decimal expansion begins 1.618.

The "magic number" was used in architecture,i.e the famouse Parthenon building in Athens.future architect likewise based

their designs of building on this wonderful ratio.

The painters weren't far behind.The great Leonardo Da Vinci is said to have used The Golden Ratio to proportion the human figures in his paintings.WOW( I rememberd, I remembered,) :-P

Which is how the Golden Ratio finds its way into Dan Brown book. The Da Vinci Code,

This story is great, but not true.Unfortunately, Apart from the fact that Eculid did solve the line division problem in his book Elements,there is not a Shred of evidence to support any of these claims

The Golden RATIO(GR)

IT IS ALSO TRUE THE GOLDEN RATIO IS LINKED TO THE PENTAGRAM(five_pointed star)

With this i say bye for now (brain)switch off

:D

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10 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Chana  |  June 23, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    i hope that was a joke and not something at your work place. how uncomfortable that would be for both the ones smelly and the ones that have to live or work with it..

    have yourself a great wknd.

  • 2. butterflies  |  June 23, 2006 at 10:30 pm

    Phewww..I dont like smelly men or smelly women for that matter!

  • 3. zingtrial  |  June 23, 2006 at 10:36 pm

    channa it is true lets hope ,. Matt can help him, thanks you have a better one :)

  • 4. zingtrial  |  June 23, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    butterflies!!! tell me about it,sometime you can opppps ……. all the best for weekend :)

  • 5. coolcat  |  June 25, 2006 at 4:31 am

    Good gosh. Steve is totally zoned out in his own smelly world. Yucks! :P

  • 6. zingtrial  |  June 25, 2006 at 6:08 am

    Coolcat :) Yes and he thinks that is cool!!!

    tony :)

  • 7. Ja.NICE  |  June 27, 2006 at 5:13 am

    Geez! Can’t believe your story. Is Steve the boss or what? How come no other co-workers tells him that he stinks?

  • 8. tony  |  June 27, 2006 at 8:56 am

    Ja Nice,
    phewwww!!!
    we tell him,now the mangement are dealing with that.

  • 9. Radioactive Jam  |  July 2, 2006 at 3:31 pm

    I’m impressed that you survived a second reading of The Da Vinci Code, and still have enough brain cells working to write about the GR.
    :-D
    Seriously though I think those equations and principles are interesting. Did you learn about this in school, or study on your own?

  • 10. zingtrial  |  July 5, 2006 at 3:09 am

    Radioactive JAM, :)
    On my own
    WE HAD TO LEARN A LOT OF THINGS ON OUR OWN :)


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